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My sister: So, it is the new year, which means new resolutions! Since you are a new person you should have a new resolution. You know what I'm going to say to you!
Me: I would say to you what I say to my friends when they offer unwanted advice but I feel weird saying it to you as you are my big sister.
My sister: Tell me, you little shit!
Me: Eat a dick.
[silence]
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